Step 1: Realizing YOU Are The Rat

So you've gotten yourself a house. You've worked hard for this moment! Years of hard work, conglomerating into this one moment...you are officially an adult. You have a yard to mow, bills to pay, a spouse and/or children to keep happy...go ahead. Take a moment. Breathe it in. You smell that? That, my friend...is the pinnacle of your success. Chances are, unless for some reason you win the lottery, somehow become famous, or run for president and all the other nominees die...well, this is it. Kinda bites, doesn't it?

Oh, not the having a family and all that stuff. That's great. But, where do you go from here?

Well my friends, that's where I come in. I'd like to introduce myself. I'm the Righteous Reverend Rogue, and I am about to set your feet firmly on the first steps of your next journey: Complete Neighborhood Domination.

Some of you may recognize me from The International Society of Supervillains. For those of you who came here from that link...welcome. For the rest of you, who somehow stumbled upon this by accident and for some reason see no reason to become the sole dictator of your neighborhood, don't worry! You will be corralled and exterminated in short order.

Ha. Just kidding. We know where you live. We'll come to you.

The good news is, we here at W.U.I.T.S are here for you. And with our help, you too will become the ruler of your very own neighborhood. And, as an official Super Villain, I promise not to eventually usurp your little empire into my own.*

You don't have to thank us. We're evil. It's kinda what we do.

*Actual results of Super Villain promise may vary.