Waking Up In The Suburbs

tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-41630763068854095802012-02-16T11:13:40.327-08:00Waking Up In The SuburbsReverend Roguehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08812230179209018976noreply@blogger.comBlogger661100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4163076306885409580.post-43464748447969663802010-05-22T10:46:00.001-07:002010-05-22T10:46:51.128-07:00Waking up In The Suburbs: The gritty Reboot

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Reverend Roguehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08812230179209018976noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4163076306885409580.post-60466425332489593752010-05-16T18:22:00.000-07:002010-05-17T10:43:17.471-07:00The Anatomy of a Mastermind Part 1

People often ask (right before they get turned into a smoking pile of dust, usually)..."How do I, your everyday Joe, become an evil criminal mastermind?". Well, Joe...if that is your real name...which if it is, it's stupid, and you should change it immediately...we here at WUITS have put together a handbook of sorts, for those of you budding villains in training who would like to make something

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Don't get me wrong. I have nothing against Texas, personally. It has that feel to it, ya know? Where men are men, and can work on their own trucks. Where nearly everyone owns a gun, and robbing any given house is like playing Russian roulette with a round in every chamber. They say everything in Texas is bigger. And if it's one thing Texas is known for, it's going to excess. I've spent

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Nope, we haven't quit posting forever! I've just been ridiculously busy late, what with vying for world control and the such. However, we will be back soon with more content! Soooo, yeeaaah. There's that.

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We here at WUITS just LOVE weird stuff. This could possibly be attributed to the fact that we watched too many Scooby Doo cartoons when we were kids, and were more than a bit disappointed that every single episode not only debunked the ghost, but made us feel stupid for overlooking such obvious clues (no, screw YOU Velma.) So, if you're absolutely insane enough, here's six of the most insanely

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Think you can write for WUITS? Then submit your best articles to revrogue@rocketmail.com! We're always looking for new talent, though frankly, this is a nonpaying gig...so basically, it's for the prestige of being an interweb published writer! Hey, whats better than being web-famous? -Rev

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Think you can write for WUITS? Then submit your best articles to revrogue@the-iss.com! We're always looking for new talent, though frankly, this is a nonpaying gig...so basically, it's for the prestige of being an interweb published writer! Hey, whats better than being web-famous? -Rev

Reverend Roguehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08812230179209018976noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4163076306885409580.post-40205913674943623642010-01-26T12:09:00.001-08:002010-01-26T12:10:56.854-08:005 Childhood Cartoons That ****** Us Up

The world we're living in has relentlessly failed to yield any of the things we feel we were promised, like hover cars, hover skate boards, and other things that hover. So we have to wonder what fooled us into having these false hopes. We need to lay the blame squarely where it belongs: children's programming. And really, it was our horrible childhoods that led us to this position. Here's five

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My apologies for the lack of content for the last few days. We're still working the kinks out of the system. Hey, what do ya want for free, right? -Rev

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In order to make up for not having a strip the last couple of days, due to circumstances unforseen (we were lazy), here's an entirely unrelated video that has little or nothing to do with us whatsoever! You're welcome.

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Merry Christmas, WUIT-ites! From all of us, to all of you...have a great day!

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For years us supervillains have had to endure that one time of the year when even we are weakened to the power of goodness (we're not crying, though. There's just something in our eye). It is the one day of the year that even the most hardened evil genius will visit his family (or whats left of their smoldering corpses) and feel the pull of "goodwill" and "generosity." We are of course talking

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Sorry we weren't able to finish the Christmas Special "The Santa Initiative", but apparently Prezidunt B.O. really had something on his mind. No worries. We'll try to finish it next year. -Rev

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Hope everyone likes the new format for WUITS. As anyone who's read this site place knows, we started out writing articles...and we haven't abandoned that completely. There will be occasional articles mixed in with the comics...just so we don't lose our edge. Hey, don't forget to sign up as a member, kids! We like hearing from you! Of course, that'll end when we take over the world and

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Sorry about the filler today, gang. Got a little side tracked with Christmas stuff. Back to new stuff tomorrow tho! -Rev

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Hey kids, hope you're enjoying the new comic! As you can see, we're still in the process of streamlining things here. So, today you're getting what should have been sunday's strip. No worries tho, we'll get it together soon! In the meantime, you can write me at revrogue@rocketmail.com and let us know what you think about the new site, strip, or whatever's on your mind. -Rev

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Some of you may have noticed that the webcomics appearing on WUITS are from stripcreator.com. The reason for this, of course, is that I can't draw worth a shit. I am an extraordinarily inept artist, so it's much appreciated that we can use such a website to create graphics for my own. All characters are still property of their respective authors. We show our appreciation for they're letting

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Reverend Roguehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08812230179209018976noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4163076306885409580.post-8685385479310076572009-11-05T13:02:00.001-08:002009-11-05T13:02:30.967-08:00The Dollocaust

Pop Quiz kids: What is the most truly horrifying place on Earth? Answer: The Doll section of Toys R' Us. Have you BEEN to one of these fucking places before? HUNDREDS of funny eyed fake babies...in various packaging and coming with all sorts of accessories...screaming, crying, and telling you that they are hungry. This is true. They ARE hungry. For your FUCKING SOUL! If there is any place

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You know, we here at Waking Up In The Suburbs aren't usually the type to point fingers. We actually prefer more sharp, pointy type objects. So, when we saw this video, we thought..."Holy SHIT, this chick is a verifiable Super Villainess!"Also, we were scared shitless at the fact that she could possibly crush us with her mammoth mammaries. Look at these things! They're fuggin' HUGE!Oh...dear..

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Pictured: IdiotsI quote now from Cityweekly.net.They hide their true identities behind elaborate masks and costumes, patrolling the streets of downtown Salt Lake City in groups of two and three. People react to them in various ways: Older folks tend to ignore them. Drunken young adults want to pose with them for photos. Teenagers tend to hiss, growl and shout in their general direction, while

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As most of us know, last Friday was the bi-monthly "State of the Society" meeting, where we share secret strategies, listen to guest speakers, and plot against one another. Of course everyone truly knows that these meetings mean 3 things:Free coffee and donuts.Watching a supervillain training video (i.e. "Sexual Harassment in the Villainous Workplace: A How To Guide", or "Lab Accidents and You:

Reverend Roguehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08812230179209018976noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4163076306885409580.post-56379483423542630362009-10-24T00:54:00.003-07:002009-10-24T00:57:11.105-07:004 Reasons to Dominate the Earth

Fast CarsLike everyone else, every supervillain sees themselves speeding down the highways driving the hottest, fastest car that money can buy. Their hair (antennae, bald scalp, fur, whatever) flying in the wind, without a care in the world. Unfortunately, due to the world's governments and all the "safety protocols" they have in place, we can't drive as quickly and as recklessly as we would like

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Women: More Than a Cute Set of KnockersYes, I know that the title of this chapter and the accompanying image are perhaps a bit misleading. You may have expected us to be talking about knockers here. Which, is quite clever when you think about it. I drew you into reading this chapter the same way that your girlfriend probably drew you into asking her out. Ain't boobs great? Let's take a second

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Generally, we here at the Evil Villains International League (E.V.I.L.) aren't what you would call...superstitious. In the never ending battle against the pansy forces of good, we generally go about our cycle and not really worry whats up with the rest of the world. Plot, do battle with nemesis, achieve either victory or defeat, kill a few henchmen in frustration (or celebration) of

Reverend Roguehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08812230179209018976noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4163076306885409580.post-83130696663395497812009-04-30T18:00:00.000-07:002009-04-30T18:01:14.130-07:00Dear Reverend Rogue:

Dear Reverend Rogue,I've been a super villain for a few years now, but I just haven't been able to break out of the mold of "minor annoyance" into the sphere of "arch nemesis". I think it's because of my powers. See, I'm pretty good with electronics and the like, and I built a suit to defeat a certain wall crawling hero in my city. The problem is...the only thing my suit actually does is make

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Like the rest of you pathetic miscreants, I was recently issued a challenge by the Reverend to find examples of lesser-known comics and post them here.I didn't have to look very far before I found a true gem. It is my opinion that this comic should be required reading material for all henchmen. The supervillian star of this show demands a great deal of respect for the complexity of his schemes,

Sister Chaoshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06913500857428862418noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4163076306885409580.post-11825724645190667252009-04-21T09:59:00.000-07:002009-04-21T10:59:21.990-07:00Web-Comic Round Up

It's our opinion here at WUITS that a lot of attention is paid to comic books, but not nearly enough seems to be given to the more home grown varieties found here on the internet. So, starting this week, we're going to feature one of these comics and give a little review. Why? Because we fucking said so, that's why. Now shut and read.Sluggy FreelanceWe find it hard to believe that some people

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Reverend Roguehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08812230179209018976noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4163076306885409580.post-39850246400381938672009-04-17T11:56:00.000-07:002009-04-17T12:24:57.512-07:00Holy Craps! They Busted Them Some Pirates!

As all of us know who've been keeping up with the news lately, pirates have been weaseling their way back into the headlines. I am speaking, of course, about Pirate Bay...which for those of you in the know, was a software pirating site...getting busted. And damn, did they get busted!A Swedish court on Friday found the four defendants in the high-profile Pirate Bay case guilty, sentencing each

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Reverend Roguehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08812230179209018976noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4163076306885409580.post-56076240024513200002009-04-16T19:50:00.000-07:002009-04-16T20:34:49.144-07:00Ask The Reverend

(First Published on The International Society of Supervillains 04/10/2009)Dear Reverend Rogue,I'm a 15 year old girl. My problem is, all my friends keep coming to school wearing new clothes, and I'm stuck wearing hand me downs from my siblings. My family doesn't have a lot of money, but it makes me feel inferior to my friends when I see them coming to school in all their new clothes and jewelry

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Reverend Roguehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08812230179209018976noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4163076306885409580.post-10549913964780696742009-04-16T17:06:00.000-07:002009-04-16T19:20:02.654-07:00Step 1: Realizing YOU Are The Rat

So you've gotten yourself a house. You've worked hard for this moment! Years of hard work, conglomerating into this one moment...you are officially an adult. You have a yard to mow, bills to pay, a spouse and/or children to keep happy...go ahead. Take a moment. Breathe it in. You smell that? That, my friend...is the pinnacle of your success. Chances are, unless for some reason you win

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